This report filed by our man on the spot, Roy Rubberplunger.

This week a global summit of Philosophers met in Bagdad, Tasmania, to discuss the future of their discipline.

It is reported that there were many heated exchanges epsecially at the fringe meetings where the hot topic of debate was apparently whether Catherine Zeta Jones was a

'Smoky big-breasted bitch that was gagging for it'.

Or not.

Professor Paradigm Shift was heard to express his disillusionment at the banality of modern philosophy, citing the plethora or reality philosophy shows such as,

'I'm a Philospher! Get me out of this existential despair!'

Elsewhere, Kuhn was heard to call Kant a Kunt and police were called in to break up a riot after a radical group of atheists managed to successfully prove that God did not, in fact, exist.

The Radical Atheist Philosophers, known as Rappers, later complained that the Christian Orthodox Philosophers, knows as Cops, had not observed appropriate philisophical protocol by bussing in several Arch-Angels as ringers, and that it was this group of celestial beings that had mightily smote the atheists first.

At the end of the summit I questioned the head Philosopher as to whether there was any future for the philisophical movement.

He replied,

'May'be, may'be not.'

Ace reporter Roy Rubberplunger signing off.

Perhaps.

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