First Impressions of Thailand
Published on April 29, 2004 By valleyboyabroad In Travel

Dear all,

I arrived in Bangkok just under a week ago.

The oppressive, stifling heat reminds me somewhat of Dar es Salaam, or Lima - New Orleans even.

One vast, dirty, sprawling metropolis home to some ten million souls, nobody is quite sure, which is where the comparison to New Orleans departs abruptly.

For it is magnificently dirty and filthy, with barely a patch of green, where the belching fumes of tuk-tuks, lorries and hordes of spuming motorbikes shovel out monoxides into the barely breatheable air.

Then one catches a glimpse of a busload of children, presumably on their way to school.

The similarity to other cities evaporates however when one sees that the shaven headed children are all wearing Saffron robes, Buddhist novices I imagine.

Every street is lined with stalls selling a vast arrays of food; duck feet, chicken necks, noodles, soups and iced fruit slices among the clamouring hubbuby filth.

Some stalls have jars of many tentacled things, that every now and again gloop and shift within their murky depths as though defying you to eat them.

Every other stall has a wok within which the vendor shifts small amounts of food at high heat with a brisk pace, and the incessant chatter of their melodic chatter mingles with the searing hiss as the food is quickly sealed and delivered with a deft an easy hand.

Piles of salted and quickly fried salted fish are stacked next to battered fruit fritters, deep fried banana slices, and transclucent noodles that look much like squid tentacles that were earlier knocking against their glass prisons.

Upturned crates, wooden boxes and gerrymandered cafes spring up everywhere you look; the Thai people seem to eat constantly and never put on a pound.

And every now and there, certainly on one in four corners, the ubiquitous Buddhist shrines, surrounded by beggars with drooping Min like moustaches, some with all their limbs intact, others with substantially less.

Even the taxi drivers take their hands off the wheel and make the famous Wiat hand gesture, for luck, as the car appears to careen out of control before being wrested back at the very last moment.

Buddha indeed grants them the luck of their thought, though one can't help but think that such granted generosity is immediately used up.

There are other differences too.

The beggars seem less desperate, there are people from nearby food stalls that freely offer them food and drink, stop to talk and dust them off with something that appears to be an almost familial care.

Next to the food stalls are people threading flowers, buds and other religeous totems, to be placed before the Buddha, and everywhere people pass the hallowed grounds, the smell of incense fills the air and pervades the ever present fumes with their tendrils of cloying sweetnesses.

The heat is everywhere.

There is no escape, not for the street vendors, and in Bangkok it seems that everyone sells something on the streets.

Nearly forty degrees of wilting, drenching, sapping, pervasive heat that infiltrates everywhere.

The dogs and cats and people themselves take every opportunity to sleep beneath awnings, in underneath stalls and in the shaded alley ways that seem to make little difference.

Beneath stalls, under cars, wherever they can gain relief from the sun sullied by the polluted air.

It is too hot to argue, and nobody ever seems to.

There seem to be few insects, fewer birds but everywhere that soaking heat that mocks those inspired to energy and physical movement beyond spooning food into mouths almost too weary to open.

And everywhere the bleat of horns as the traffic writhes wretchedly around itself, like mating rattlesnakes.

The fortunate can escape the oppression into air conditioned valhallas, but these oases simply belch out the heat within to those stifling without.

Sweating, polluted and yet in an odd way lethargically vibrant, Bangkok shifts and conducts its business in that strangely chaotic way of urban sprawls the world over.

There is apparently nothing that cannot be fixed, not with an imagination and a skill that is visible at every corner of every street of every part of the organism that is Bangkok.

Filth, dirt, pollution and choking fumes.

And a welcoming, friendly, almost playful cheeriness amongs its stoic inhabitants.

Welcome to Bangkok.

yechydda,

 

 

 

 


Comments
on Apr 30, 2004
So, exactly how hot is hot? I was looking for a point of comparison. Where I live on the Arizona/Nevada/California border it's usually in the 120's during summer. Of course, as we like to say, it's a "dry" heat.
on Apr 30, 2004
Smartaz,

Oh boy, yes do I know 'dry' heat. I spent a while in the Australian outback recently where the temperature were over 40C most days, that was a dry heat, and infinitely better.

Here, it is the humidity that is the killer.

It means you cannot 'sweat' effectively, there is nowhere for your internal moisture to escape to. Temperatures here in Bangkok hoer around 38C, but there's no escaping the oppressive heat.

Your body does acclimatise, but for a point of comparison, in 40C I can climb in the McDonnel ranges in the outback for example, but wouldn't dream of contemplating it here in Bangkok.

Think of it as constantly moving around in a thick sauna.

What makes it worse is the air conditioning units that belch out heat so that the privilged few can remain cool while those on the streets (most people) suffer even more.

There are no pollution laws here, so filthy exhausts from millions of engines pump even more heat into the streets.

It is stifling and wearying.

Bangkok has a reputation for being a haven for sex-tourists, more on that later, but I honestly cannot see how they can get the energy up to indulge, let alone their peckers!

Good to talk to you,

yechydda,
on May 04, 2004
i dunno if youll find this cuz its sorta after the fact. why are you in thailand (if you dont mind disclosing that)?
my brother and his gf spent nearly 4 years there (from sometime in late 94 til a while after the bhat went down the tubes). theyd been living in south carolina where their band of the moment won some studio time so they put together some decent demo tapes and then were contacted by a guy looking to book american r&b/blues performers in se asia. they started at the 'famous american club' in patpong (i believe thats where it was located) but eventually wound up playin standards in a lotta 5 star hotels. eventually they were being paid only in free rooms, free food, free soap, free towels, etc. and decided to pull the plug.
ive never been there but i kept tryin to get em in trouble by tellin jokes about the king whenever they called.
on May 05, 2004
Kingbee,

i dunno if youll find this cuz its sorta after the fact. why are you in thailand (if you dont mind disclosing that)?


Well I'm sort of travelling around the world at the moment, and it's quite simple I've never been to Asia.

I've spent the last six months in Australia and New Zealand, so Thailand is the next stop, the Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Malaysia and finally the big one India.

I think I know the club that you're on about, I haven't yet visited the whore-pits of Patpong but plan to do so some time this week.

At the moment I'm chilling out in Khao San road, ask your brother if her remembers it!

Everything is so cheap here it is unbelieveable.

I had only intended to spend a few days here, there really isn't all that much to do and I'm more of a country man myself.

I like to hike, mountains that sort of stuff, which is why I'm heading north next week to Chang Mai, from where I'll try and get an expedition sorted to visit the hill tribes in the region.

You do NOT tell jokes about the King, not unless you want to visit the Bangkok HIlton!

Seriously, they love the king here, I'll be posting more on Thaliand in the Blog shortly, so keep posted.

Thanks for reading,

yechydda,


on May 07, 2004
im not able to easily get in touch with my brother but ill ask him the next time im able they loved chang mai (and i would have loved em to buy me some handwoven silks and pottery while they were there but thats a whole other story)
on May 08, 2004
Kingbee,

I should be heading for Chiang Mai on Tuesday.

There is some incredible stuff to buy here, and so damned cheap.

If you ever come to Thailand, just come in the clothes your wearing, and when you get here, buy two big suitcases and fill em up!

yechydda,
on May 08, 2004
I am envious of you! It has been a few years since I went to Thailand last and I came to love Bangkok after a week or so when the initial chock settled.

Chiang Mai is much calmer and a bit friendlier, I think.

Have a nice trip!
on May 08, 2004
Jelvis,

Chiang Mai is much calmer and a bit friendlier, I think.


Thanks.

If you have any tips or 'must see' places to go, I'd be greateful for the information.

The streets of Patpong are something else indeed!

yechydda,