Mel Gibsons 'The Passion of Christ'

Mel Gibsons 'The Passion of Christ' - the sequel

From the Week in Review by the Welsh Leek

Published on February 27, 2004 By valleyboyabroad In Humor

Protests surrounding Mel Gibsons blood spattered epic, The Passion of Christ, has alarmed Jewish Communities fearing that they would be blamed for his crucifixion.

Mel Gibson has reluctantly agreed to change the script of the Sequel so that the ultimate blame for Christ's crucifixion would be laid elsewhere.

It is believed that in the sequel, 'The Passion II, The Resurrection', to be sponsored by Viagra, will emphasise that the responsibility for Christs death was entirely due to a coalition of Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein and 'some other towel headed bastard'.

When questioned about the factual integrity of this approach, Mel Gibson replied,

'Well it won't be the first time that I've re-written the history books'.

yechydda,

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