The Week in Review - from the Welsh Leek
Israeli troops this week have seized over $8 million US dollars in raids on Palstinian banks, claiming the money was ear-marked for terrorism.
An Israeli bank robber, sorry, spokesperson, said from his new Penthouse flat that the money seized would be used to improve the lives of ordinary Palestinian people.
This would include paying for an extension to the wall being built to protect the Palestinians from themselves, along with a new swimming pool for his wifes servants tennis partner.
A spokesperson for the Palestinian authority asked if his eight year old son, Ali, could have his twenty shekels, that he had been saving for a present for his sick mothers birthday, returned.
The Israeli spokesperson told him to 'Piss off, finders keepers.
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