Dear all, Er, hello there. Arch angel Gabriel here. Now listen up old chaps, I'm afraid that God has a little bad news for all of you that believe in him and that when you die you'll go to heaven. The thing is, you see, well Gods asked me to say he's dead chuffed at you lot having faith in him etcetera, but there's a wee bit of a technical problem with all this living in heaven stuff. He can't imagine how you lot overlooked it with all those bible thumpers out there. But he mad...