This report filed by our man on the spot, Roy Rubberplunger. This week a global summit of Philosophers met in Bagdad, Tasmania, to discuss the future of their discipline. It is reported that there were many heated exchanges epsecially at the fringe meetings where the hot topic of debate was apparently whether Catherine Zeta Jones was a 'Smoky big-breasted bitch that was gagging for it'. Or not. Professor Paradigm Shift was heard to express his disillusionment at the banali...
This report filed by our man on the spot, Roy Rubberplunger. This week a global summit of Philosophers met in Bagdad, Tasmania, to discuss the future of their discipline. It is reported that there were many heated exchanges epsecially at the fringe meetings where the hot topic of debate was apparently whether Catherine Zeta Jones was a 'Smoky big-breasted bitch that was gagging for it'. Or not. Professor Paradigm Shift was heard to express his disillusionment at the banali...
Earlier this week, the American Defence Secretary, Donald Rumsfeld, repeated his assertion that prisoners being held at Guatanamo bay were, 'Hardcore, well trained terrorists' and 'Among the most dangerous, best trained, vicious killers on the face of the planet'. Three boys aged 9, 12 and 13 are currently being considered for release. It is not known whether a 92 year old bed-ridden, blind and deaf man, arrested for 'deliberately wearing a towel on his head' was also ...
Earlier this week, the American Defence Secretary, Donald Rumsfeld, repeated his assertion that prisoners being held at Guatanamo bay were, 'Hardcore, well trained terrorists' and 'Among the most dangerous, best trained, vicious killers on the face of the planet'. Three boys aged 9, 12 and 13 are currently being considered for release. It is not known whether a 92 year old bed-ridden, blind and deaf man, arrested for 'deliberately wearing a towel on his head' was also ...
The Saudi govenment is trying to cut down on the nuber of deaths on its roads caused by the nearly half a million camels that roam its deserts. There are some 600 accidents and up to 150 deaths annually, most of them occuring at night time. A campaign that saw huge triangular signs erected, warning of the potential hazard seems to have had little effect on the number of accidents. A spokesman, Ali Al-Ghamdi said that, 'The camels just don't seem to take any notice of the signs....
The Saudi govenment is trying to cut down on the nuber of deaths on its roads caused by the nearly half a million camels that roam its deserts. There are some 600 accidents and up to 150 deaths annually, most of them occuring at night time. A campaign that saw huge triangular signs erected, warning of the potential hazard seems to have had little effect on the number of accidents. A spokesman, Ali Al-Ghamdi said that, 'The camels just don't seem to take any notice of the signs....
This week in Iraq, a new interim constitution was signed by the US appointed governing council. However, Ayatlooah Ali al-Sistani has warned that anyone that voted against the Shia dominated theocratical party of El-I-hate-the-great-Satan-America would be mown down, decapitated and stuffed with pork for the infidel dogs that they were. As the document was being signed, guerillas attacked two police stations in Bagdhad, a council member was gunned down in Mosul, a coalition hotel was h...
This week in Iraq, a new interim constitution was signed by the US appointed governing council. However, Ayatlooah Ali al-Sistani has warned that anyone that voted against the Shia dominated theocratical party of El-I-hate-the-great-Satan-America would be mown down, decapitated and stuffed with pork for the infidel dogs that they were. As the document was being signed, guerillas attacked two police stations in Bagdhad, a council member was gunned down in Mosul, a coalition hotel was h...
Told by an Ethiopian Taxi Driver in Wellington, New Zealand. An Ethipoian, a Hindu and an American are travelling together on a train. A fellow passenger asked them what they thought of the nutritional value of Beef. The Ethiopian looked puzzled and asked 'What is nutritional value?' The Hindu also looked puzzled, and asked 'What is beef?' The American scratched his head in consternation and asked, 'What is an opinion?' yechydda
Told by an Ethiopian Taxi Driver in Wellington, New Zealand. An Ethipoian, a Hindu and an American are travelling together on a train. A fellow passenger asked them what they thought of the nutritional value of Beef. The Ethiopian looked puzzled and asked 'What is nutritional value?' The Hindu also looked puzzled, and asked 'What is beef?' The American scratched his head in consternation and asked, 'What is an opinion?' yechydda